Today I started a blog against Klurisa. She is going down. I will destroy her because of my many talents and charm. Klurisa also isn't a very good speller, but back to what this blog is really about, me.
So the other day Klurisa and Ambur came to my house. I wasn't even there and they just walked right in. Klurisa had to use the bathroom (no surprise there). They didn't even knock. It was so rude and impolite. I would never do that. My family is kind and giving. Even though Klurisa and Ambur didn't knock my mom let them have cookies. That's just how good Haroldsens are. And Klurisa didn't even say thank you. Jeeze.
Also I am growing a moustache because it is no shave November (aka movember). It is coming in nicely. Some people say it is gross and distracting but I don't care. They are just jealous of my moustache growing skills.
I recently received a new video game Legend of Zelda Wind Waker. It is quite fun. I will post more since Klurisa says that we are timed. Till tomorrow readers.
KLURISA
Once upon a time there was a magical unicorn who was wondering through the forest (P.s. input tech has helped my typing a lot. You are an amazing teacher Stembridge) came upon an angry man who wanted a sandwich. He was demanding that a woman make him a sandwich. The unicorn then saw the mans eyes turn red and he bagan to cry. He was ashamed that his mother had never made him a sandwich before. He began to cradle the unicorn and explain to him that he just once wanted to be treated as a child and have a woman make him a sandwich. The unicorn almost shed a tear but not quite. Instead the unicorn just drank a mountain dew. The man pulled himself together and began to eat a tree out of pure hunger. Then a fairy arrived and fed the man a sandwich because she took pity on him. Moral of the story if a man wants a woman to make him a sandwich it is probably because his mother never made him a sandwich. Samuel, this war shall be great and mighty. May the odds be forever in your favor. |
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